I was hoping to see Scrap Metal this week – a sort-of supergroup featuring the Nelson bros, Eric Martin (Mr.Big), Mark Slaughter, and Kelly Keagy (Night Ranger) – but the show was canceled. Not sure if it was poor ticket sales, if it was Keagy’s involvement on the Night Ranger tour which kept him from playing this date, whatever, but I was a little bummed as I had been looking forward to hearing the greatest hits of each member’s respective bands with, undoubtedly, an all-star jam at the end. (Read the band’s official cancelation notice here).
Nelson did book a new show in Columbus on October 25 (with Eric Martin opening) at the Alrosa Villa which kind of makes up for the canceled Scrap Metal show. So as I was poking around on the Nelson site, I saw a link to something that said “Be a Personal Assistant”. Might be cool to hang with the brothers Nelson for the day, show them around town, take them out to dinner, whatever. Heck, maybe they’d even give you a couple of tickets to the show and a backstage pass or two for your trouble, right? Think again, chumps.
Please Note: This Package must be purchased, paid for and confirmed BEFORE the concert date you have chosen.
$1,000 for this chance to spend the day as Matthew & Gunnar Nelson’s Personal Assistant!
Only Credit Card or Money Orders will be excepted. NO Personal Checks.
All requests are subject to approval and only 2 Personal Assistants per show.
No refunds will be given.
Nelson is not responsible for dates cancelled due to rain or acts of GodTHIS IS A NELSON EXCLUSIVE – YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PURCHASE THIS PACKAGE AT THE VENUE ON THE DAY OF THE SHOW
If you are interested please drop us a line at nelsons@thenelsonbrothers.com with the subject line “I want to be a Personal Assistant to The Nelsons!“
Only $1,000? And you get to pay to work? Awesome. If anybody actually does this, please let me know, I’d love to publish a first hand account of what $1,000 will buy you.
Every couple of years a story pops up about the kid who served as the cover model for Nirvana’s Nevermind album. NPR